do not step out
18/May/2005 | 09:33

This is a diversionary post, pulled largely from a conversation with Profanity. Apologies to anyone who was looking for real news or opinion.

It would be hysterical if someone made a bong out of an iPod. Imagine the instruction manual:

1. Open iPod.

2. Gut completely.

3. Insert weed.

4. Get completely baked.

5. Get mugged for your iPod bong.

6. Realize you don't give a shit because you're HIIIIIIIGH.

All you need now is an iApp to manage your stash for you.