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This is a diversionary post, pulled largely from a conversation with Profanity. Apologies to anyone who was looking for real news or opinion.
It would be hysterical if someone made a bong out of an iPod. Imagine the instruction manual:
1. Open iPod.
2. Gut completely.
3. Insert weed.
4. Get completely baked.
5. Get mugged for your iPod bong.
6. Realize you don't give a shit because you're HIIIIIIIGH.
All you need now is an iApp to manage your stash for you.